Perhaps some of you arent old enough to remember the moderately popular TV show "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego". Or even "Wheres Waldo"? Well, there is a 3rd people finding game going on right now in the world & its in real time. "Where in the world is Robert Pattinson"????
So far, the clues, theories, and known facts probably are enough that even RPatts himself is unsure of where he is.
Its been hinted at by a local Vancouver pap that he left Saturday morning on a flight that would have him connecting to go overseas. Its been suggested by a gossip site he went to Los Angeles. Its been debated, analyzed & argued amongst my peers & myself that hes anywhere from still in Vancouver to one of the moons circling Saturn to actually being a figment of our imaginations. We have 100 different quite plausable to slightly illogical theories, each is mathematically possible.
What we KNOW is this.
- Friday 9:45 PM he returns to his hotel from shooting.
- Friday 11:30 PM most of those staking out his place give up on the night assuming he isnt going out for drinks & has gone to bed. A couple do stick it out till later, after 1 AM.
- Saturday from 6:30 AM till about 6 PM, the hotel is staked out by someone, for most of the time, multiple people.
- Saturday 6 PM, no less than 3 people go to the airport to cover off the British Airways 8:35 PM flight to London, which had been strongly assumed to be the most logical flight he would be taking. Jamie Campbell Bower takes that flight, claims he doesnt know if Rob is on the flight with him, no sign of Robert or his parents.
- The world of twitter, one of the most voyeuristic & real time fact based devices in the world have ZERO posts yesterday with any combination of the words "Pattinson or RPatts" with the words "saw, flight, airport, arrived, departed, flying, yvr, vancouver, pearson, toronto, london, heathrow, LAX, Los Angeles" that were not referring to old news articles. The odds that not a single teenaged or early 20s woman with a heartbeat wasnt in one of his departing or arriving destinations who knows how to use their phone to tweet didnt tweet are even higher than me being made overlord of the world right this second (waits a second...still not overlord, damn *shakes fist angrily*)
All that KNOWN info would overwhelmingly conclude that logically, he is still in Vancouver. Right? Well, not so fast. There is material suggesting otherwise.
Heres what we DO NOT know, but has been stated.
- Local pap tweets that he shot Rob (not posting it as Robert Pattinson though) leaving YVR & even proclaims to check out his distributors site Monday for proof.
- A gossip site posts an article that Rob left Vancouver to Los Angeles.
- The entire day of Saturday, no less than 10 individuals at various times of the day had his Vancouver hotel staked out, no sightings.
So perhaps he is gone. I mean those facts would suggest he left & are pretty bold arguments for the fact.
Confused yet? No, lemme try to add to this.
Why these most recent details can be disputed.
- Local pap could be claiming this to keep competitors away from his true departure time, bragging he has left to keep them from chasing him because he was unable to be at the hotel/airport during the expected time. As well, many people who have dealt with him in the past have repeatedly proven him to be a substantial fabricator of the truth.
- The L.A. arrival is contradictory to where the pap claims he headed to, and there is not 1 single shot of him arriving at LAX, one of the most pap infested locations in the world? Also, no one is seconding the story yet. One single gossip site is all thats claiming this so far.
- Sure as many as 10 people throughout the day had the hotel staked out. But it wasnt under 24 hr surveillance, and not all exits were thoroughly covered at all times. There was plenty of chances for him to have slipped out at 1 time or another undetected. Granted the chances are slim, maybe in the 5-10% chance range, but there is still the chance it could have happened.
So, at this time, thats all there is to go on. A lot of facts & suggestions. Nothing that any one person, maybe even Robert himself cant even confirm anymore with all the confusion.
Either Monday morning pics will come out of him having left Saturday morning. OR he is still in town right now. Those are two of many options there could be. Maybe he wasnt seen anywhere in the world at an airport because he pulled out his wand from the Harry Potter movies, and made himself disappear & re-appear in a rural forrest in Northern BC somewhere, where the internet doesnt work & no one has ever heard of Twilight?
My gut is he is still in Vancouver....for now.